Comments on: Just To Forewarn Y’all… http://theboysaunders.com/2006/09/just-to-forewarn-yall/ You Little Punks Think You Own This Town... Mon, 21 May 2012 01:45:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Phil http://theboysaunders.com/2006/09/just-to-forewarn-yall/#comment-79 Phil Mon, 18 Sep 2006 15:29:07 +0000 http://theboysaunders.com/2006/09/just-to-forewarn-yall/#comment-79 I think we're getting a bit side-tracked here. The wrestling will only be a very small part of the whole affair. Bear in mind that I will be sat <b>bolt upright</b> in my coffin, pointing accusingly at people through clever use of hidden wires. There will be red, flashing LED's implanted behind my eyes. It's bound to get on Newsround at the very least. Come on - let's make this a funeral to remember! I think we’re getting a bit side-tracked here. The wrestling will only be a very small part of the whole affair. Bear in mind that I will be sat bolt upright in my coffin, pointing accusingly at people through clever use of hidden wires. There will be red, flashing LED’s implanted behind my eyes.

It’s bound to get on Newsround at the very least. Come on - let’s make this a funeral to remember!

]]> By: Simon http://theboysaunders.com/2006/09/just-to-forewarn-yall/#comment-78 Simon Mon, 18 Sep 2006 06:09:36 +0000 http://theboysaunders.com/2006/09/just-to-forewarn-yall/#comment-78 Frankly I'm glad I'm older than you and have taken the opportunity to add strain to my heart through eating , booze and illegal narcotics. All of which means I should die first and be spared the misfortune of having to kill myself to avoid 42 minutes of wrestling videos. Frankly I’m glad I’m older than you and have taken the opportunity to add strain to my heart through eating , booze and illegal narcotics. All of which means I should die first and be spared the misfortune of having to kill myself to avoid 42 minutes of wrestling videos.

]]> By: Rod Van Love http://theboysaunders.com/2006/09/just-to-forewarn-yall/#comment-76 Rod Van Love Sun, 17 Sep 2006 14:52:49 +0000 http://theboysaunders.com/2006/09/just-to-forewarn-yall/#comment-76 Kurt Angle vs Shawn Michaels.... what a match! If you look very closely at the WM21 DVD you can see me in metaphoric "genital distress" in row 51. I've never been so excited by a homoerotic display of semi-naked oiled-up men grappling eachother in my life. Kurt Angle vs Shawn Michaels…. what a match! If you look very closely at the WM21 DVD you can see me in metaphoric “genital distress” in row 51. I’ve never been so excited by a homoerotic display of semi-naked oiled-up men grappling eachother in my life.

]]> By: Drawing Pin http://theboysaunders.com/2006/09/just-to-forewarn-yall/#comment-74 Drawing Pin Sat, 09 Sep 2006 23:11:30 +0000 http://theboysaunders.com/2006/09/just-to-forewarn-yall/#comment-74 Who is JC? I have absolutely no memories of called him a "fat c**t" whatsoever because thats mean and I'm always uber nice. Especially to 'fact nut's like I'm sure JC is. Who is JC? I have absolutely no memories of called him a “fat c**t” whatsoever because thats mean and I’m always uber nice.

Especially to ‘fact nut’s like I’m sure JC is.

]]> By: Phil Saunders http://theboysaunders.com/2006/09/just-to-forewarn-yall/#comment-73 Phil Saunders Sat, 09 Sep 2006 10:48:43 +0000 http://theboysaunders.com/2006/09/just-to-forewarn-yall/#comment-73 Drawing Pin - This <em>is</em> “A Lighthouse of Hope Away From the Jagged Rocks of Despair". You have to present the despair before you can lure people away with hope and, later, joy. By the way, do you recall calling JC a 'fat c**t at my birthday? You have a point but still, that was mean. I saw him last night and he started crying a bit at the memory. And 'Lighthouse of Man Love' - In my opinion, Bra and Panties matches are usually mildly titillating at best. But, if it will sweeten the deal, I am willing to put up some posters of <a href="http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=adriana%20lima&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=wi" target="_blank">Adriana Lima</a> around the venue. See, life is all about compromise! JC - I think you're tripping about the midgets vs. Andre. But you <em>know</em> I'm going to find out for sure! Drawing Pin - This is “A Lighthouse of Hope Away From the Jagged Rocks of Despair”. You have to present the despair before you can lure people away with hope and, later, joy. By the way, do you recall calling JC a ‘fat c**t at my birthday? You have a point but still, that was mean. I saw him last night and he started crying a bit at the memory.

And ‘Lighthouse of Man Love’ - In my opinion, Bra and Panties matches are usually mildly titillating at best. But, if it will sweeten the deal, I am willing to put up some posters of Adriana Lima around the venue. See, life is all about compromise!

JC - I think you’re tripping about the midgets vs. Andre. But you know I’m going to find out for sure!

]]> By: JC http://theboysaunders.com/2006/09/just-to-forewarn-yall/#comment-72 JC Sat, 09 Sep 2006 00:01:52 +0000 http://theboysaunders.com/2006/09/just-to-forewarn-yall/#comment-72 How can you call anyone who starred in the princess bride overrated? I still remember the time he took on 4 midgets. As a midget is half a man that equals 2 to 1 odds truly a legend. How can you call anyone who starred in the princess bride overrated? I still remember the time he took on 4 midgets. As a midget is half a man that equals 2 to 1 odds truly a legend.

]]> By: "A lighthouse of man-love" http://theboysaunders.com/2006/09/just-to-forewarn-yall/#comment-70 "A lighthouse of man-love" Fri, 08 Sep 2006 21:30:58 +0000 http://theboysaunders.com/2006/09/just-to-forewarn-yall/#comment-70 If there's no bra and pantie matches I'm DEFINITELY not coming. Unless of course you provide wrestling games for us to play, with the wrestlers' faces replaced with your lovely mug. If there’s no bra and pantie matches I’m DEFINITELY not coming. Unless of course you provide wrestling games for us to play, with the wrestlers’ faces replaced with your lovely mug.

]]> By: Drawing Pin http://theboysaunders.com/2006/09/just-to-forewarn-yall/#comment-69 Drawing Pin Fri, 08 Sep 2006 20:03:54 +0000 http://theboysaunders.com/2006/09/just-to-forewarn-yall/#comment-69 I thought this blog was supposed to be “A Lighthouse of Hope Away From the Jagged Rocks of Despair”...? I thought this blog was supposed to be “A Lighthouse of Hope Away From the Jagged Rocks of Despair”…?

]]> By: Phil Saunders http://theboysaunders.com/2006/09/just-to-forewarn-yall/#comment-68 Phil Saunders Fri, 08 Sep 2006 14:27:04 +0000 http://theboysaunders.com/2006/09/just-to-forewarn-yall/#comment-68 You mean you're not going to come to my funeral because an over-rated wrestler who barely had a decent match in his life won't be shown? I think that's a little mean to be honest with you. You mean you’re not going to come to my funeral because an over-rated wrestler who barely had a decent match in his life won’t be shown? I think that’s a little mean to be honest with you.

]]> By: JC http://theboysaunders.com/2006/09/just-to-forewarn-yall/#comment-67 JC Thu, 07 Sep 2006 20:22:56 +0000 http://theboysaunders.com/2006/09/just-to-forewarn-yall/#comment-67 Well thats it no Andre the giant so I'm not coming. Well thats it no Andre the giant so I’m not coming.

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