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The Origin of THAT Picture

Three whole people (and, let’s face it, that probably represents 90% of this site’s readership) have now asked me about the picture of me with blonde hair that ended up in a gay magazine on ‘Meet The Boy Saunders : A Pictorial Presentation’. As such, I decided it was high time that I published the original, unaltered picture and told the story of how it came into being. This story can be found here, or as a permanent link on the sidebar.

It should be pointed out that the blonde hair itself was a by-product of one of my numerous drunken bets with Simon, which I normally ended up losing and having to do stupid things which he always held me to. It should also be pointed out that Simon still needs to get a facial piercing for failing to get a girl to sleep with him whilst wearing the tartan gimp mask (That’s a story for another time!).

As such, without further ado, may I present to you ‘The Origin of THAT Picture‘.

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8 Responses to “The Origin of THAT Picture”

Simon Says:
September 26th, 2006 at 7:24 am
Actually Phil I exonerated myself from the facial piercing bet if you recall. Being an evil twisted individual I placed a sure fire bet with a certain girl I was seeing at that time involving being the first to devour and retain an entire bottle of Bourbon. Having lost said bet she would then have been honour bound to help me win yours, gimp mask and all.

Knowing she’d lose she later asked to be let off from the event, and unsuprisingly around that time our entire relationship went into the toilet.

So I consider aiding and abetting relationship destruction a suitable rejoinder for facial piercings…

Still, the whole episode seems deeply amusing now.
Phil Saunders Says:
September 26th, 2006 at 8:00 am
That makes no sense! I wonder what would have happened if I’d have said:

“Well, I was going to dye my hair blonde, but instead I ate a whole packet of Tim Tams and made myself sick. As such, I consider my debt paid off because vomiting is just as good”.

Your response, no doubt, would have been to laugh and then attack me with a bottle of peroxide.
Keef Says:
September 30th, 2006 at 7:54 am
I never did quite understand Si’s argument on that one, but when u make bets with the devil u’ve got to check all the clauses in the paperwork…
Simon Says:
October 4th, 2006 at 8:32 am
Makes perfect sense to me.

Besides, it took you over a month to dye your hair blonde and you said you only did it because you had always wanted to try it anyway, so don’t pretend to be holier than thou with me buster.
Simon Says:
October 4th, 2006 at 8:33 am
To say nothing of the fact you lost a bet to a girl and were supposed to pierce your penis. I don’t hear you rushing out to get that done, and its been at least 2 years…
Phil Says:
October 5th, 2006 at 4:36 am
Yeah, well, I was going to get said protuberance pierced but then I got a bit of a tummy ache and decided that was a ’suitable rejoinder’ instead.
Simon Says:
October 5th, 2006 at 7:09 am
The ghost of primary school, is that you?
Simon Says:
October 5th, 2006 at 7:11 am
Besides, I remember why you didn’t pierce it.

Flashback to chemical imblanced evening…

Phil - “Ahhh. I’ve lost my penis. My penis has disappeared.”

Bulletin -
Could anyone seeing Phil’s Penis please extract it from the box of fly fishing implements where it is likely lodged and return it to him forthwith.

The Origin of THAT Picture

8 Responses to “The Origin of THAT Picture”

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