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Undeniable proof, as if any were needed, that it was a bad idea for Ellie to leave me at home for a week with a house full of alcohol and two willing accomplices…

…Of which one (’Stone Cold’ Keith Austin) had a camera phone and remarkable ability to remain upright:

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3 Responses to “Undeniable proof, as if any were needed, that it was a bad idea for Ellie to leave me at home for a week with a house full of alcohol and two willing accomplices…”

kevin davis Says:
October 20th, 2006 at 9:14 am
The guy who appears to be spooning Big Phil Saunders is NOT kevin Davis. This is a prime example of camera trickery!! Par example;
1. Kevin Davis likes women, he must have been super imposed!!
2. He likes Spooning (Girls) and he would never wear a pink jumper from GAP aka Gay And Proud.
3. There’s not enough alcohol in the world

It was a flippin good night tho, that night i found out Blueberry stains!!!!
Simon Says:
October 30th, 2006 at 3:52 pm
I recognize the man on the left. Thats our Pope… Pope Saunders I!
Phil Says:
October 31st, 2006 at 5:12 am
For anyone wondering what the devil Simon’s on about, I present to you ‘The Drunk Scale’, honed to perfection, tried and tested in Australia.

The scale rates as follows using a Catholic Clergy status and was bought about by the revelation that the former pope, John Paul II, wasn’t actually suffering from the effects of advanced Alzheimers. He was just really, really, permanently drunk:

Sober - A truly depressing state .
Agnostic - Had a drink, wondering what all the fuss is about.
Sunday School Teacher - Had a couple. feeling fine.
Ordained - Stepping up to feeling tipsy.
Monseigneur - A bit drunk, but not very.
Bishop - Drunk, you probably start talking rubbish or pretending you’re sober
Archbishop - Very drunk, you’ll be doing silly things like getting into Dares.
Cardinal - Rat trashed. You’ll be betting people things that involve you getting a pierced penis.
Simon Jackson/Phil Saunders/Keith Austin Drunk - Really hammered, you’ll spend part of your time on the floor, semi naked, falling asleep, or calling people c****s
Pope - You resemble Pope John Paul II, e.g. in a catatonic state that looks like you just had a stroke. Once poped you can only pray for oblivion. Those recovering temporarily from being poped tend to do things like pull people twice their age.

As such : “Wow, I was really poped last night!”
“Let’s get poped at the weekend!”
“I never want to drink again. Being the pope brings pain.”
etc. etc.

Well, it was funny at the time!

Undeniable proof, as if any were needed, that it was a bad idea for Ellie to leave me at home for a week with a house full of alcohol and two willing accomplices…

3 Responses to “Undeniable proof, as if any were needed, that it was a bad idea for Ellie to leave me at home for a week with a house full of alcohol and two willing accomplices…”

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