Archive for January, 2007

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Thursday, January 25th, 2007

 

From :  Philip Saunders
Sent :  25 January 2007 19:04:28
To :  lovegodsway.org@gmail.com
Subject :  Help!
 
     
 
Dear Sir  

It was with great interest that I read your website ‘Love God’s Way’. As a recovering homosexual myself (I use the term ‘recovering’ in the same way an alcoholic would - temptation lurks around every corner and in every public lavatory), I feel this message is imperative in the fight against rampant sodomy.

As such, I would like to ask your advice for my friend, Michael. A homosexual, practising Christian, Michael firmly believes that God’s love is inclusive and non-judgemental. How can I convince him that his chosen path is a one-way ticket to the EVERLASTING FIRES OF HELL?

A quote from your website is that “God Loves You (me) even though he hates your (my) Homosexuality”. This seems like an unashamedly positive way of approaching this issue. I have been CHOP‘d and, with your help, I would love to CHOP Michael too

I would also like to suggest the following bands as entries to your ‘Gay Bands’ list:

Garry Glitter
Franz Ferdinand
Electric 6
Placebo
Queens of the Stone Age (not gay, but really bad music, and possibly satanic)

Yours in Christ
Phil Saunders

NB - I’m not expecting a reply. But if I get one, you know I’ll post it!

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