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Animals People do the Funniest Things

My girlfriend, who likes fluffy things and physical exercise, has decided to do something odd.

Now, as most of you know, this is something that would count amongst my worst nightmares. And, even odder, she’s doing this for free. Worse, in fact, she’s doing it for fluffy animals.

Because Ellie’s doing it as a stand-in for someone at very short notice she has to raise an inordinate amount of money before April 22nd. As such, please take this post in an ‘Any Donations Gratefully Received’ kinda way.

If enough money isn’t received the following fluffy animals will be put to sleep. And not in a nice way, either:

Cat

Dog

Duckling

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13 Responses to “Animals People do the Funniest Things”

JC Says:
January 23rd, 2007 at 5:13 pm
I would gladly donate money for the first three animals to be saved as long as the last dog was put down in a paticularly nasty way. Do you think they would go for this deal? After all better some get saved than all die
Phil Saunders Says:
January 24th, 2007 at 7:10 am
I don’t think that’s unreasonable. I’ll arrange for that last dog to be executed with a cheese grater and a bottle of vinegar. Think that should do it!
Keef Says:
January 24th, 2007 at 1:09 pm
If you go up to any runner dressed as a furry animal, give them a special hug and say “I’d love to yif in your fur pile honey”, then I will donate £25. Or burn the money in front of a charity collector, whichever you prefer.
Phil Saunders Says:
January 25th, 2007 at 6:47 am
Deal. Probably best not to ask for my input as to what to do with the money cos I’d be all in favour of burning it instead of giving it to fluffy animals.

In fact, I’d probably just go off on a rant about how disgraceful if it that people even consider donating money to frickin’ animals when there are children dying of starvation in Sudan.

But I am quite excited about the prospect of freaking out a fun runner with my Furry slang…
JC Says:
January 25th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
If you think its bad donating money to save animals I just caught about 5 minutes of a tv show about some american girl who bought her hand dog ( I refuse to class it as a proper dog until it walks and isn’t carried) a $150,000 collar and a $5000 bottle of dog perfume. I felt physically sick after the 5 minutes
Not_A_Runner Says:
January 25th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Phil, I feel that same way about people that waste money on prog rock/Jewel albums instead of using it to help the dying kiddies. But at least I know in my heart of hearts, those Sudanese kids would do the same thing.
JC Says:
January 28th, 2007 at 8:31 am
No, kids in the Sudan only like disco and can’t stand prog rock.
Phil Saunders Says:
January 29th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
In that case I have no sympathy.
Phil Saunders Says:
January 30th, 2007 at 7:40 am
I think a better title, given the content, would have been ‘Ellie the Elephant’. Then again, I wouldn’t run the marathon for love nor money so I’m probably not entitled to comment:

https://www.bmycharity.com/marathonellie
keef Says:
January 30th, 2007 at 11:26 am
I will pay £0.50 to the charity. If Ellie dresses up in an elephant costume and runs the marathon. And then when she collapses on the finish line from heat exhaustion, too weak to resist, you come up behind her dressed as a cartoon mouse and give her a good yiffing on national TV until armed policemen come and drag your sexually spent body away. Actually, I’ll give a tenner for you not to let this comment on your website and pretend it never came out of my twisted furry mind. I do hope noone else can read comments before you approve them.
Phil Saunders Says:
January 31st, 2007 at 3:08 am
They can’t. But after I approve them the whole world can know the extent of your depravity!
keef Says:
January 31st, 2007 at 4:43 pm
Well, you did tell me not to edit my comments anymore, but I did assume you would show some level of decency! I hope you’re proud, you just lost £10 for charity. You could still make that 50p though…
Simon Says:
February 1st, 2007 at 2:10 pm
I think I’ve wet myself laughing.

I’ll donate a million dollars if you execute all the furry animals and Keef buggers their decaying corpses. sorry yif’s their decaying fur-piles.

Animals People do the Funniest Things

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