Comments on: Animals People do the Funniest Things

By: Simon

Simon — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 21:10:59 +0000

I think I’ve wet myself laughing.

I’ll donate a million dollars if you execute all the furry animals and Keef buggers their decaying corpses. sorry yif’s their decaying fur-piles.

By: keef

keef — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 23:43:59 +0000

Well, you did tell me not to edit my comments anymore, but I did assume you would show some level of decency! I hope you’re proud, you just lost £10 for charity. You could still make that 50p though…

By: Phil Saunders

Phil Saunders — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:08:03 +0000

They can’t. But after I approve them the whole world can know the extent of your depravity!

By: keef

keef — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 18:26:42 +0000

I will pay £0.50 to the charity. If Ellie dresses up in an elephant costume and runs the marathon. And then when she collapses on the finish line from heat exhaustion, too weak to resist, you come up behind her dressed as a cartoon mouse and give her a good yiffing on national TV until armed policemen come and drag your sexually spent body away. Actually, I’ll give a tenner for you not to let this comment on your website and pretend it never came out of my twisted furry mind. I do hope noone else can read comments before you approve them.

By: Phil Saunders

Phil Saunders — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 14:40:34 +0000

I think a better title, given the content, would have been ‘Ellie the Elephant’. Then again, I wouldn’t run the marathon for love nor money so I’m probably not entitled to comment:

https://www.bmycharity.com/marathonellie

By: Phil Saunders

Phil Saunders — Mon, 29 Jan 2007 19:34:46 +0000

In that case I have no sympathy.

By: JC

JC — Sun, 28 Jan 2007 15:31:36 +0000

No, kids in the Sudan only like disco and can’t stand prog rock.

By: Not_A_Runner

Not_A_Runner — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 00:22:45 +0000

Phil, I feel that same way about people that waste money on prog rock/Jewel albums instead of using it to help the dying kiddies. But at least I know in my heart of hearts, those Sudanese kids would do the same thing.

By: JC

JC — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 21:15:22 +0000

If you think its bad donating money to save animals I just caught about 5 minutes of a tv show about some american girl who bought her hand dog ( I refuse to class it as a proper dog until it walks and isn’t carried) a $150,000 collar and a $5000 bottle of dog perfume. I felt physically sick after the 5 minutes

By: Phil Saunders

Phil Saunders — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:47:29 +0000

Deal. Probably best not to ask for my input as to what to do with the money cos I’d be all in favour of burning it instead of giving it to fluffy animals.

In fact, I’d probably just go off on a rant about how disgraceful if it that people even consider donating money to frickin’ animals when there are children dying of starvation in Sudan.

But I am quite excited about the prospect of freaking out a fun runner with my Furry slang…