My New Favourite Website

 

From :  Philip Saunders
Sent :  25 January 2007 19:04:28
To :  lovegodsway.org@gmail.com
Subject :  Help!
 
     
 
Dear Sir  

It was with great interest that I read your website ‘Love God’s Way’. As a recovering homosexual myself (I use the term ‘recovering’ in the same way an alcoholic would - temptation lurks around every corner and in every public lavatory), I feel this message is imperative in the fight against rampant sodomy.

As such, I would like to ask your advice for my friend, Michael. A homosexual, practising Christian, Michael firmly believes that God’s love is inclusive and non-judgemental. How can I convince him that his chosen path is a one-way ticket to the EVERLASTING FIRES OF HELL?

A quote from your website is that “God Loves You (me) even though he hates your (my) Homosexuality”. This seems like an unashamedly positive way of approaching this issue. I have been CHOP‘d and, with your help, I would love to CHOP Michael too

I would also like to suggest the following bands as entries to your ‘Gay Bands’ list:

Garry Glitter
Franz Ferdinand
Electric 6
Placebo
Queens of the Stone Age (not gay, but really bad music, and possibly satanic)

Yours in Christ
Phil Saunders

NB - I’m not expecting a reply. But if I get one, you know I’ll post it!

5 Responses to “My New Favourite Website”

  1. JC Says:

    He does say he will try to respond to each and every e-mail and to be patient and of course he isn’t allowed to lie so I’m sure a response is on its way.
    P.S. I love the way the strokes are firmly planted in the gay bands section but Morrisey is only questionable.
    P.P.S I also like the way in the C.H.O.Ps section he encourages people to stop their homosexual activities and love themselves. Truly his is a noble cause

  2. Simon Says:

    I just watched his “God hates a fag” video. Wow….

    I think given the chops statements he was gay and went into some serious denial. And the pink shirt…

    Anyway they say smokers who’ve quit are the most down on smoking.

    This guy is a full blown psycho hate freak…

    And please…I can’t even comment on his video…sooooooooo bad…must rip out my eyes…

  3. keef Says:

    If you do get a reply, can you ask him whether God loves furries or not?

  4. The Boy Saunders Says:

    Everybody loves furries.

    Disapointingly, Donnie Davies, the chap behind the website, has been exposed as a comedy actor from Dallas:

    http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2007/01/davies-exposed-as-actor-joel-oglesby.html

  5. The Boy Saunders Says:

    Luckily, whenever one religious fanatic is exposed as an imposter there are a million more waiting to take his place:

    Jesus is my coach

    Jesus is my coach

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