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Dear Ms Hilton

Further to recent conversations I have engaged in regarding your ’starring role’ in the mucky video ‘1 Night in Paris’, I would like to make the following clarifications:

1. You have never referred to The Final Solution as ‘hot’.
2. You do not have a swastika tattooed on your left labium.
3. Following the ‘money shot’ at the end of the film, you do not turn to the camera and give a Nazi salute.

Despite my total disdain and contempt for everything that you stand for I was, unfortunately, taken in by Wikipedia Vandalism (link compares the ‘1 Night in Paris’ article before and after) which I then proceeded to repeat to my friends as fact.

In retospect, I should have been alerted to the vandalism by the sentence from the plot spoilers section which read “She shows her face briefly before stepping out to the room (it appears to be a hotel suite, with a burning cross clearly visible in the background).” Unfortunately, I was browsing the article quickly in my lunch hour at work, hence my hurried read, subsequent debate with friends and this post.

By way of penance, I have reproduced the classiest photograph I could find of you:

I also promise to never take Wikipedia at face value again without first checking my facts. Miss Hilton, you are not a racist!

Yours in Christ,
Philip ‘Special Delivery’ Saunders

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