Phil Whinges About a Stinky, Dirty, Noisy Hotel

Symphony Hotel Paganini

The following items, in no particular order, were discovered under the bed within the first five minutes of our stay in Amsterdam’s Symphony Hotel Paganini:

  • * Cigarette Lighter
  • * Bottle of Pepsi Max (1/3rd full)
  • * Bottle of Tango (1/2th full)
  • * A chip
  • * Numerous Coins
  • * Local tourist literature

Needless to say, there was plenty of other assorted items lodged under the bed, but I didn’t particularly fancy foraging further.

It should also be added that the entire room smelt distinctly of raw sewage and had an inward facing window, complete with un-closeable ventilation ducts, directly onto the world’s noisiest reception. I could whinge further, but I think you get the gist.

Now, officially this is a three star hotel, but if that’s the case then I’m a monkey. I’ve spent nicer evenings in hostels with couples pro-creating on the top bunk above me. On the plus-side, we kicked up a stink (pun intended) and were moved the next morning to a much nicer room. But a spot of research leads me to believe that we were not the only dis-satisfied customers at The Symphony Hotel Paganini…

One Response to “Phil Whinges About a Stinky, Dirty, Noisy Hotel”

  1. JC Says:

    So the hitel provides you with free food and drink, aguide to the local tourist attractions and also refund some of the cost of staying there and your still not happy. Your a tough man to please Saunders

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