Dave :”When we were out camping I shot a lion in my pyjamas!”

Nigel :” Waht was a lion doing in your pyjamas?!”

A young brave was being inducted through his manhood ceremony to join the warriors of the tribe.

He was faced with 3 tents. In the first one was a gallon of palm wine, which he had to drink in one go. In the second was a mountain lion with a toothache - he had to remove the painful tooth. In the third tent was a woman who had never had an orgasm - whom he had to give one to.

He entered the first tent, and after a while staggered out holding the empty wine skin. The warriors all applauded.

He staggered into the second tent with the tribe holding their breath. There were terrible screams and growls, which got worse and worse as time went on, culminating in such a loud shriek that the tribe were all convinced he must be dead.

But finally he staggered out, bruised and bleeding, and said “Now take me to woman with toothache.”