Best. Website. Ever.

The female population of Ipswich has long been unfairly villified for being ugly, inbred and bumpkin-ish. I hereby present undeniable proof from the always informative Tractorgirls.co.uk that this preconception should be consigned to the 20th Century dustheap, along with intolerance, third world debt and reasonably priced Mars Bars:


No Need for a Bra! Ipswich girls stay perky well into their late teens!

Proof that there is a God - and he’s a Tractor Boy!


GOAL!

And yes, I am aware of the irony of posting two football articles in a day after a two year glut. Dem’s da breaks.

8 Responses to “Best. Website. Ever.”

  1. Big Says:

    I was innocently consuming a sandwich, when those monstrosities appeared on my screen.

    I am now having to pick chunks of vomit out of my keyboard.

    I think Steve Wright had the right idea.

  2. Phil Saunders Says:

    What… presenting a popular easy-listening afternoon radio show?

  3. JC Says:

    Hmmm have you been a little selective in your examples?

  4. Phil Saunders Says:

    The website’s here: http://www.Tractorgirls.co.uk.

    I challenge you to find an attractive one.

  5. JC Says:

    OK perhaps Zoe (not Zoe W though), Jenny, Bexy in some pictures and I’m undecided on Lois.

    The thing really is that given the right kind of airbrushing, makeup, phoographer and lighting they would all be good enough to feature in many of the mens magazines.

  6. JC Says:

    I think thought that you have choosen the worst three

  7. Phil Saunders Says:

    Well… I think thought that you need higher standards!

  8. JC Says:

    Even given my admitted lack of standards do you not agree that given a larger more professional site/magazine all these girls could appear in them as incredibly attracticve and be sold as such? The fact being that this is the normal standard of amateur photography without computer touchups.

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