Rabble, Rabble, Rabble…

Davina McCall’s Hair Dye adverts… Swine flu hysteria… Twitter… ‘Lol’ used in lieu of punctuation… People who are overly friendly to office security guards for no discernible reason…  Previously dis-interested people jumping on the patriotic bandwagon when England/the local team does well in sports… Facebook… the blatantly scripted ‘impromptu repartee’ on Top Gear…  Office politics… People who take World of Warcraft PvP far too seriously… Coupling…  People self-righteously vilifying policticians like they’ve never done anything underhand in their lives… my modem… Tropic Thunder Open GI (least user-friendly software house ever)… contestants on Next Top Model who say ‘Thank you sooo much’ every time they escape elimination and, by association, Tyra Banks… The Daily Mail… Over-priced, undrinkable tea from vending machines…

That feels a lot better.

6 Responses to “Rabble, Rabble, Rabble…”

  1. JC Says:

    What are you doing watching America’s next top model in the first place?

  2. Phil Saunders Says:

    You can choose your friends, but you can’t choose your girlfriend’s viewing habits…

  3. JC Says:

    Ahhh yet another reason to stay single or at least hide the batteries of the remote.

  4. My girlfriend doesn't know about this site Says:

    Yes, it must be awful being forced to watch attractive women posing in skimpy outfits (although I’ve never watched it, so I probably fail to comprehend the true horror).
    Also, is Tropic Thunder that bad?

  5. Phil Saunders Says:

    The five minutes per week of skimpy outfits are fine… the constant bitching and Queen Tyra worship is tedious at best.

    I didn’t laugh once in Tropic Thunder. There may have been a half-smile when Steve Coogan blew up, but that’s about it.

  6. Phil Saunders Says:

    …People who use Comic Sans in business emails…

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