Relationship Advice, Croydon Style

About 10pm last night I was walking back home through the centre of Croydon, following a meal out with my girlfriend. Suddenly a car slows down next to us, the window wound down and three young guys leaning out. One of them yells:

“Oi! Mate, get some muscles! Girls prefer muscles!”

And then they drove off. Better than a drive-by, I suppose.

2 Responses to “Relationship Advice, Croydon Style”

  1. JC Says:

    Did you not point out that as your girlfriends a vegetarian she’s not a big fan of meat?

  2. Phil Saunders Says:

    I thought of a million witty responses… five minutes after they were gone.

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