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I’ve been following the ongoing saga of ‘banned England football shirts in pubs’ with some amusement in the past week. Enemies of Reason have gone into quite some depth as to why this is one of the more retarded, ridiculous and downright wrong tabloid stories of recent… days.

One of these amusingly parochial articles appeared in the Worksop Guardian, so I clicked on through, had a good laugh and was about to go about my business when I spotted the following poll:

Slightly polarising choices there… I’d be tempted to suggest a third option: ‘It’s no better or worse than anywhere else’. Although if the Worksop tourist board ever wanted to introduce a provocative new anti-slogan, I’d definitely suggest ‘Come to Worksop - 65% of us live in fear every day!’