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Usual rules apply – no dead people, no groups (e.g. ‘ Norwich supporters’, ‘the cast of Glee’, ‘the French’). As mentioned last year, Kate Middleton is no longer eligible and has been rolled into the larger category of ‘HRH Queen Elizabeth II (and the rest of the Royal Family by association)’.

Without further ado (last year’s position):

1. David Cameron (1)
2. HRH Queen Elizabeth II (and the rest of the Royal Family by association) (4)
3. Rupert/James Murdoch (17)
4. George Osbourne (11)
5. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex (-)
6. Mandeville and Wenlock (27)
7. Nick Clegg (5)
8. Philip Green (-)
9. Boris Johnson (25)
10. Michael Mcintyre (18)
11. Rebekah Brooks (-)
12. Pope Benedict XVI (32)
13. Roy Keane (-)
14. Pepper (7)
15. Justin Bieber (-)
16. Richard Littlejohn (6)
17. Nick Griffin (14)
18. John Terry (-)
19. Delia Smith (8)
20. Jeremy Kyle (29)
21. Sepp Blatter (34)
22. David Miscavige (19)
23. Ed Milliband (-)
24. Simon Cowell (40)
25. Nigel Farage (20)
26. Gok Wan (41)
27. Gillian McKeith (2)
28. Adam Boulton (13)
29. Piers Morgan (43)
30. Jamie Oliver (12)
31. Patricia Cornwall (26)
32. N… U… (-)
33. Glenn Beck (16)
34. Sarah Palin (28)
35. Michael Winner (23)
36. Julian Assange (-)
37. Nigel Slater (9)
38. Simon Clegg (-)
39. The re-animated corpse of Stieg Larsson (10)
40. Tyra Banks (46)
41. Robert Kilroy-Silk (35)
42. Jan Moir (42)
43. Suri Cruise (-)
44. James Corden (22)
45. Bob Crowe (38)
46. Peaches Geldof (15)
47. Jordan (21)
48. Fred Goodwin (-)
49. Caitlin Moran (31)
50. Alex Salmond (44)